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Here's a weird thing, it was Monday morning.
I was stumbling around in the kitchen yawning,
Covering my toast with blackberry jam.
(You mean strawberry jam?) I said blackberry jam!

Then my toast was gone, vanished into space.
I looked at my dad wiping jam off his face.
I said, 'Hey dad, who ate my toast?'
He said, 'I dunno. Must have been a ghost.'

Well, that's spooky.
You have to admit that that's spooky.
Spooky spooky spooky.

I saw a werewolf in the park today.
He had a stick in his mouth, he wanted to play.
A werewolf - come on, that's pretty cool.
They only come out when the moon is full

But here he was, running 'round in the sun,
Not howling at all, he was having fun.
'That's not a wolf,' the owner said to me.
'It's a poodle.'

Still, that's reasonably spooky.
Poodles are reasonably spooky.
Spooky spooky spooky.

Another weird thing, let us all rejoice,
I woke up one day with a spooky voice.
Maybe I'm from Transylvania
Or a vampire - ah ah ah.

My mum said, 'Aw, I think it's sweet.
You sound like the Count from Sesame Street.'
Sesame Street? This was not my plan.
Why does nobody understand that I'm spooky?

I'm clearly meant to be spooky.
Spooky spooky spooky?
Wouldn't you say that I'm spooky?

(© 2019 Michael Debenham)


from Treasure, released January 31, 2019


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Mike Debenham Melbourne, Australia

I'm a writer and musician based in Melbourne, Australia.

Not actually a goat.

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